You know that part towards the end of Commando, when Vernon Wells is fighting Der Ahnuld and is getting kicked around until he is knocked into a circuit box or something and given a electric shock, whereupon he comes back and turns the tables on Schwarzenegger for a couple minutes before his inevitable demise? I always thought that was weird, how getting a shock seemed to rejuvenate him like that. But I must say, I got one today and my first impulse was to dress like a Village People reject and fight an Austrian who was twice my size.

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